Sticky
Shoes
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile
Jingle Bitch
Jingle bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to he-e-hell
Crazy Underwear
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...
The 66 Colours of my Bedroom
...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colours of my bedroom
Dumb Drunken Bitch
...dumb drunken bitch!!
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats.
Papier Maché
I, I'm still waiting for my papier maché man
Tony Tarzan
Little Tony Tarzan
Swinging on an nose hair
Swinging with the greatest of ease...!
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (resmunga algo) handler!